ZT﹕搞笑：老外翻譯的雷人版三字經

作者：海外逸士

时间：2012-8-27 周一, 下午10:39

人之初：At the beginning of life。

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習相遠：But it depends on how you do it。

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time。

性乃遷：★违反论坛条例！★ will leave you。

教之道：The way of learning it。

貴以專：It is very important to make love with only one person。

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。

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子不學：If you don't study hard。

斷机杼：Your Dick will become useless。

竇燕山：Dou, the Famous。

有義方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine。

教五子：All his five son took it。

名俱揚：And their sexual ability were well-known。

養不教：If your children don't know how to do it。

父之過：It is all your fault。

教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it。

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子不學：You may refuse to study this。

非所宜：But that is a real mistake。

幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood。

老何為：You will lose your ability when aged。

玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick。

不成器：It won't become hard and strong。

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不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。

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