Santa Claus

作者：海外逸士

时间：2005-12-19 周一, 上午12:38

Christmas Eve again!

My annual duties call.

As my reindeer are sick,

How can I go round?

Who got a snowmobile for me?

I never tried that before.

Can a couple of dogs pull that thing?

It looks so heavy, really so heavy.

How stupid are the modern architects:

The houses don't have chimneys.

How can people keep warm inside

Without being choked by the smoke?

No worry about that,

They will survive anyway.

But how can I get in

To distribute the gifts?

Every year I shoulder a heavy bag;

It feels heavier and heavier,

Since I grow older and older----

I really need a revolution.

Okay, from this year on,

I'll get gift certificates

And slip them under the doors;

That makes my work easy.

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