上班日記（打油詩）bilingual 作者：海外逸士 时间：2009-5-24 周日, 上午12:18 上班日記（打油詩） Diary at Work (a humorous poem) 晚上不肯睡﹐早上起不來。鬧鐘鈴一響﹐好夢難再續。匆匆吞早餐﹐胃病逐漸來。 開車上班去﹐一路闖燈關。黃燈從容過﹐紅燈加速度。定是運氣背﹐警車隨後來。 一單到手後﹐總算上了班。先泡一杯茶﹐桌前坐一下。打開電腦機﹐再查股市價。 身後無BOSS﹐上網聊閒話。一時午餐罷﹐哈欠連連打。頻頻把錶看﹐何時可回家﹖ 指針太慢啦﹐真想撥撥快。長長一下午﹐只得慢慢捱。“黑夜”總有盡﹐到時下班啦。 路上快快開﹐匆匆又回家。晚飯剛吃罷﹐又把電鍵敲。太太抱怨說﹐又去網戀了。 網上無戀人﹐只是戀網也。 Stay late every night Can’t get up early When the alarm sounds A happy dream discontinues Swallow breakfast in a hurry Which causes stomachache I drive to work Through traffic lights after lights At yellow lights I drive at easy pace At red lights, I accelerate to cross I’m so unfortunate on a day As a police car follows me up After getting the ticket Soon arriving at work I get a glass of tea Before sitting at the desk Turning on the computer I check on the stock prices Since no boss behind me I chat on the internet After lunch is over I keep yawning and yawning I look at my watch from time to time To check on the time to go home The hand goes too slow Wish I could put it faster The afternoon is so long I have to pass it patiently “Night” will be duly over The time off duty comes I drive fast on the way To get home in haste Just finishing supper I begin to hit the keyboard My wife complains that I will make website love But I have no lover on internet Only I love the internet 来源：http://www.australianwinner.com/AuWinner/viewtopic.php?t=108643 |